April 1, 2024
It's The Journey That Counts! Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, at 90 miles an hour with your hair on fire, totally worn out, and shouting, "Wow! What a ride!" Anna-grams ● Happy Birthday to Monica and to Paolina ● I still haven't gotten around to retrieve the info on my dead hard drive.
● This is a message that appeared on my printer the other day. "For Best Printing Results, Add Paper" While I got the real mean-ing, I thought it sounded was pretty funny.
Monthly Anagrams ● Election Results = Lies. Let's Recount. ● Republican National Committee = Inept ballot count. America mine! ● Career politicians = No special criteria. ~ David Bourke (2002 Monthly Quotes ● "If I could just say a few words… I'd be a better public speaker." ~ Homer Simpson ● "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." ~ Groucho Marx ●"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." ~ Dudley Moore ● “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.” ~ Mark Twain ● "I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat." ~ Will Rogers
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What kind of application form is this? It looks like a insurance application for Zombies.
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● bussin - (adjective ) = great; wonderful; amazing.
● enshittification - (noun) = the gradual degradation of an online platform or service’s functionality, as part of a cycle in which the platform or service first offers benefits to users to attract them, then pursues more and more profits at the expense of users. Source: https://content.dictionary.com/new-dictionary-words-winter-2024/ |